There's a queen inside all of us. May we spend the rest of forever striving to find her.
Stay regal,
XOXO Charlemagne
donglas replied to your post: What I wouldn’t given for a summer where I wasn’t…
You can move in with me. Now that my sisters have moved out there’s two extra rooms. It’d be like trading one sister for my real one (you
I love you, Doug. <3
What I wouldn’t given for a summer where I wasn’t constantly berated, subjugated, and humiliated.
America: where being obese is genetics and being gay is a choice.
In other news, I no longer have to wonder if I can collect unemployment as a college student
Because I got a job today!
It’s pretty much only on weekends, but after hearing nothing but rejection from the (I kid you not) 30 places I’ve applied since I’ve been home, a “yes” felt awesome, no matter how limited the hours are.
You really have two choices:
Live in high school forever.
Or do yourself a favor and grow up.
PSA of the Day: According to the Best Friends Animal Society, more than 80 percent of pet owners support spaying or neutering their furry friends. But apparently, pet owners can’t seem to remember exactly when their animals should be sterilized (at 4 months old).
Enter the Fix at Four campaign, a series of clever PSAs that aims to reduce the number of accidental pets, and the best of which makes it seem as if a freaked-out father is trying to keep a bunch of horny neighborhood boys from impregnating his tween-age daughter.
“We purposely made them lighter,” says Bill Oakley, of TM Advertising, which helped design the spots. “When I see those Sarah McLachlan commercials, I turn them off. I can’t even watch them.”
[adweek]
I wish Tumblr had a nickname system for everyone you follow like Pottermore does.
Because whenever someone changes their username, I forget who they are for 6 months until I get unlazy enough to scroll through their posts and figure it out.
Moron of the day, Rep. James Lankford (R-OK) told ThinkProgress last week that he believes someone should be able to be fired for his or her sexual orientation.
He said this, because he thinks being gay is a choice. So… of course, I wrote him a letter:
Dear Jamey Lankford,
All things aside, who cares if being gay is a choice? The legality of firing someone for something they choose to do in their own free time is pretty clear cut. Sure, if someone is butt-fucking on their desk at H&R Block, or scissoring on the counter at Subway while they are supposed to be making sandwich art, they should be fired, but that would also be the case if they were having straight sex.
Maybe you hate gay people. Maybe you think what they are doing with their lives is a sin. But, in our country people of all kinds of different beliefs, colors, religions, and sexual orientations are supposed to be protected by laws, and being gay is protected by any number of these laws.
If YOU start ignoring these laws or KEEP ignoring these laws when it comes to one group of people, you never know when someone else is going to START ignoring these laws when it comes to YOU and what YOU want to do and who YOU are.
What if someone wanted to fire you for being a ginger, because your soulless pale skin is more susceptible to skin cancer, and they don’t want their health insurance rates to go up because you are always having to have biopsies?
What if someone wanted to fire you, because you have a terrible haircut? Your terrible haircut reflects poorly on the company. People think you are cheap and have no sense of self worth.
Anyone or anything can be demonized and that’s why we have laws. You should know a few of them before you get into politics.
Thanks,
Chuck McCarthy
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The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
