Greetings, loyal subjects.

Adam Hills destroys Joan Rivers for her Adele comments.

The random Conservative mindset never needs consistency.

ohfreckle:

ladysmaragdina:

derpalicious:

moon-cunt:

pizzabuttsss:

catchyoneliner:

syllablesongs:

abolished-your-mythology:

Hurt myself laughing

oh my god

My therapist showed me this video

holy shit.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

The funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life

I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard holy shit

My cat would sign this.

LIKE SISYPHUS I AM BOUND TO HELL

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buzzfeed:

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” - William Shakespeare

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geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

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The third book/season of Game of Thrones should be re-titled, “Reasons to Always Listen to Mom: A Memoir By Robb Stark”

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Jeremy: The Next Food Network Star just started so now I have a show to watch!

Me: You already had a show to watch, So You Think You Can Dance.

Jeremy: No.

Me: Why not?

Jeremy: Because I know I can dance.

red wedding reactions compilation (x)

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mellarkish:

i would not wish this even against my greatest enemies

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people who deserve an award for being awesome

↳ Neil Patrick Harris

“We really had thought it through, financially, emotionally, relationship wise. We didn’t accidentally get pregnant. These kids come into the world with nothing but love.”

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